Hymn #365

A minister was completing a Temperance sermon.

With great emphasis he said,
“If I had all the beer in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

With even greater emphasis he said,
“And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said,
“And if I had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and pour it into the river.”

Sermon complete, he sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile,
“For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
Shall We Gather at the River.

HT: Trumpetmikey

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