Psalm 23: the coffee translation

By ElShaddai Edwards | Published: April 6, 2009

HT: Mikey’s Funnies

Caffeine is my shepherd, I shall not doze.
It maketh me to wake in green pastures.
It leadeth me beyond the sleeping masses.
It restoreth my buzz.
It leadeth me in the paths of consciousness for its name’s sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of addiction, I will fear no Equal™.
For thou art with me; thy cream and thy sugar they comfort me.

Thou preparest a carafe before me in the presence of Starbucks.
Thou anointest my day with pep; my mug runneth over.
Surely richness and taste shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the House of Folger’s forever.

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4 Comments

  1. Gary Zimmerli
    Posted April 6, 2009 at 11:18 AM | Permalink

    I love it!

    But Folgers? And cream and sugar?

    Naaaah! Dunn Brothers Full City roast! Black!

    ;-)

    • ElShaddai Edwards
      Posted April 6, 2009 at 11:38 AM | Permalink

      I hear you, Gary. Big, strong and black is how coffee ought to be…

      • Gary Zimmerli
        Posted April 6, 2009 at 12:06 PM | Permalink

        I dunno, ElShaddai. That sounds like a racist remark to me! ;-)

  2. Bathurst Hotels
    Posted July 27, 2009 at 1:22 PM | Permalink

    This is great! What a laugh. I still haven’t had my coffee at 2.20 :| Ah!!!